Free Home Owners Network:

In case you haven't seen enough evidence that I truly want to help you understand and enjoy your home purchase, I also offer a free 1 year membership to the Home Owners Network with every home inspection.  That's a $199.00 membership for free, simply for allowing me the privilege of inspecting your home.  This is available to you at your request so that you are not getting emails that you didn't sign up for.